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We’re back with another recap of our favorite order comments. Without further ado, here is the best comment of the week:

“This bro named Matt is picking up our pizza. Would you kindly give it to him. Thank you. Please give him a nice compliment if you can, e.g. ‘Your hair looks really voluminous today, it’s lovely.’” Ryan, Lexington, KY

 The last line was what pushed this comment into a tier above the rest. Admiration of someone’s voluminous hair is the ultimate form of flattery, especially for a “bro.”  I hope Matt’s day was made when he picked up his pizza. Who doesn’t like to be called lovely?

And here are our runners up:

“No ranch, BUT BLUE CHEESE please…if you don’t have blue cheese then ranch is fine.” -Bee, Raleigh, NC

 I chose this comment because it illustrates an important point: blue cheese is a superior condiment to ranch. While ranch is “fine,” blue cheese is far more delicious, especially when paired with Buffalo wings. Leave your ranch at home: blue cheese is in town and he’s taking over.

“YOU’RE AWESOME AND SPECIAL!!!!!!” -Stephanie, Madison, WI

While this may have been directed at the restaurant staff, I’m just going to assume it was directed at us, the EatStreet team. Thanks Stephanie, you’re awesome too!

And that’s a wrap. See you next week!