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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fridgemas In July

We have a very important announcement, but you must promise to keep it hush-hush. Continue only if you can keep a secret about an upcoming giveaway.

Due to the summer heat, a certain mythical creature in our office has become extraordinarily ornery and impossible to deal with. Rumor around EatStreet HQ is that he is planning his annual summer holiday staycation in the refrigerator. Gnome culture only recognizes two holidays a year – Fridgemas and Fridgemas in July.

Ever since he tried to decommission pizza sales and delivery after his promotion, we’ve been trying our hardest to think of ways to get back at him. We’ve decided that while he’s slummin’ it in the confines of the fridge for the next week, we’re doing a giveaway, unbeknownst to him.

With the pointy-hatted fiend beard-deep in condiments and spoiled leftovers, we’re going behind his back to take care of all of you. But remember, KEEP IT QUIET. If he finds out, that pint-sized prick will go on one of his pompous parades of putrid petulance. As long as we all agree to not mention this to anyone, we should be in the clear.

This giveaway is our rebellion; our reprisal; our revenge.

Stay tuned for more information in the coming days. In the meantime, hit us up anytime on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or Snapchat if you’re in the mood for nomz. As always, you can order from EatStreet online or on our free mobile app available on iOS and Android.