I’m back with our now weekly installment of Graffeati! For those of you who think I forgot to use spell check, I should mention that Graffeati is what our users leave on their EatStreet orders. We let people give special requests for each food item they order and sometimes, they decide to use that space for self expression. This week was certainly interesting to say the least.
Charles from Ithaca said:
When the delivery guy shows up, have him say, “Someone order a big sausage pizza?” We will generously tip you.
I’m not sure what this is about, but I laughed when I pictured the delivery driver following through. If it’s an inside joke, we wish we were a part of it.
Claudia in Tucson may have been having a little too much fun when she wrote all these comments:
Safety first: no vampire delivery drivers
No tomatoes – lets go easy on the lettuce and also lets not hold back on the yummy
Please choose the sexiest peppers in the bin. Thanks!
Don’t worry – nobody is making out tonight. Hold the stack of breath mints.
Not sure what caused this outpouring of silly comments, but if I had to guess, I’d blame one thing – alcohol. This was made all the funnier by the fact that the food was ordered to a building referred to as the “House of Crunk.” Sounds about right.
This week, we had plenty of comments that involved drawing or writing something on a pizza box:
Bonus: Draw Bob Marley walking on the Moon with the dinosaurs
Write the dirtiest joke you know on the box
Extra Cheese! And also draw Scooby Doo on the pizza box – will tip accordingly. Seriously, we don’t mess around. We gave $20 to the last guy who drew a good Scooby Doo.
I wish I could see if any of these people followed through and actually drew something on the box! From now on, please send us a picture of your pizza box humor to graffeati@eatstreet.com for a chance to win a $10 gift card to EatStreet. We’ll Tweet your glorious Graffeati for all our fans to see.
