Graffeati

As we read through this week’s comments, we laughed, we cried (only once), we cringed, and then we picked out our favorites.

Eric from Tucson gave us a great mental image:

“Disregard ‘beware of dog’ sign on gate — left from prior owners; I have small dogs and will have the dog door closed.”

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Welcome, friends. I want to take you to a magical place where people share their foodie secrets. It’s a place for people to find free food and cackle with delight at our gastronomically inspired jokes.

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Thank you for your honesty, Josey. That’s the first step. What’s the next step? Accepting the fact that sometimes you just can’t get enough of a good thing.

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Graffeati

We’re back with another recap of our favorite order comments. Without further ado, here is the best comment of the week:

“This bro named Matt is picking up our pizza. Would you kindly give it to him. Thank you. Please give him a nice compliment if you can, e.g. ‘Your hair looks really voluminous today, it’s lovely.’” Ryan, Lexington, KY

 The last line was what pushed this comment into a tier above the rest. Admiration of someone’s voluminous hair is the ultimate form of flattery, especially for a “bro.”  I hope Matt’s day was made when he picked up his pizza. Who doesn’t like to be called lovely?

And here are our runners up:

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Graffeati

EatStreeters are among the goofiest, silliest, wittiest people on the planet. Want proof? Just have a look at some of our best order comments from the past week. We like to call these clever special requests “Graffeati.”

This one really stole our hearts:

“PLEASE write ‘Happy 9 Month Anniversary!’ on the inside of the box. – Tim, Oshkosh, WI

Nothing says “I love you” like a large two-topping. As far as I know, the two toppings were love and affection. Well done. May I suggest adding a side of mozzarella sticks for the one-year anniversary?

“A wise person once told me, ‘The only thing life owes us are lessons.’ And it’s become apparent over the last year that Bandung is delicious. haha lesson learned!” – Brent, Madison, WI

Bandung is definitely one of our most delicious restaurants in Madison! We love to hear people appreciate this true gem.

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Graffeati

EatStreeters are among the goofiest, silliest, wittiest people on the planet. Want proof? Just have a look at some of our best order comments from the past week. We like to call these clever special requests “Graffeati.”

“My brother may need wet naps since he’s kinda a slob when it comes to sauces.” – Shannon T., Oshkosh, WI

We found it funny that she needed to explain her need for additional wet naps. It’s okay, you’re eating wings and it might get sloppy! No need to justify needing extra wet naps, that’s just the way it goes in the world of wings.

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