“A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have,” wrote Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
It came on so sudden, my stomach gave no indication; and so it began: the Foodie Call’s latest iteration. I looked about the room, trying to find a needed clue. Then I found it right beside my beloved Elmer’s Glue. No–not my fancy scissors, but oh so very close. […]