To be perfectly honest, this week’s comments weren’t the best showing we’ve ever had. Pick it up people – make me laugh! It’s not hard. Even Jeff Foxworthy makes me laugh occasionally. Nonetheless, here are the comments from this week’s orders that gave me a chuckle.
First up, Christopher in Milwaukee:
Go to the door on the left of the building. Ring #4’s doorbell. No cops.
If I was the delivery driver on this, I would have brought backup. I wonder if this guy has had a past run-in with an undercover officer dressed as a delivery driver. That would be some DEEP cover. Well, deep dish maybe.
Second, we have Jacob, also from Milwaukee:
draw ufos attacking milly on the bag
Milly… Miley? Come on man – get it together! You can redeem yourself by sending us a picture of the evidence, if it was in fact drawn on the bag. Send your pictures to email@example.com, if we like what we see (and what’s not to like about Miley and UFOs?), we’ll send you a gift card for $10.
Lastly, Steve in Madison:
No sprouts dawg
Real ballers definitely do not eat sprouts. Wouldn’t want your other dawgs to think less of you.
That’s a wrap! Let’s see what you got next week. And let me just stress: we want to see your pizza box art! Tweet it @EatStreet for a chance to win a $10 gift card.