Graffeati: Lo Mein Me, Bro!

I’m back on this frigid January afternoon to bring you the past week’s food delivery order commentary. In this edition, we get a glimpse into the hearts and minds of our lovely customers. Deep, profound, insightful—these are just three of the many words that come to mind.

Mark in Iowa:

“Lo Mein me Bro, 2X CHOPSTICKS PLEASE!”

This guy is amped up about Chinese food! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard “Lo Mein” used as a verb. Our customers are able to manipulate the English language to convey new meanings and ideas. Well done, Lo Mein Legend!

John in Champaign had a particularly silly request. I thought I’d try my hand at and make it happen for you, John:

“Sausage Volkswagen logo”

Sausage

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Graffeati: Love, Promises, and a Wizard

Welcome to The January 15th edition of Graffeati. This week’s comments made me laugh, cry, say “awwww,” and scratch my head.  I even drew a picture.

Our first order comment comes from Robert in East Lansing. Rob’s a bit kinky:

“Talk dirty to me when you deliver”

I always knew MSU fans were weird. To each his own! It’s possible he’s been watching too many adult films on the internet…

Richard in Richmond (whoa…that’s meta…I wonder if he has lots of money):

 G4

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Graffeati

EatStreeters are among the goofiest, silliest, wittiest people on the planet. Want proof? Just have a look at some of our best order comments from the past week. We like to call these clever special requests “Graffeati.”

“My brother may need wet naps since he’s kinda a slob when it comes to sauces.” – Shannon T., Oshkosh, WI

We found it funny that she needed to explain her need for additional wet naps. It’s okay, you’re eating wings and it might get sloppy! No need to justify needing extra wet naps, that’s just the way it goes in the world of wings.

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