Author: Sam Mortimer

Graffeati: Made with Love

It’s a frigid time of the year in most parts of the country, but today love warms our hearts. For those bachelors and bachelorettes out there, I will attempt to warm your hearts in this post. And if that doesn’t work, order some hot-and-sour soup on our site. That’ll surely […]

Graffeati: Lo Mein Me, Bro!

I’m back on this frigid January afternoon to bring you the past week’s food delivery order commentary. In this edition, we get a glimpse into the hearts and minds of our lovely customers. Deep, profound, insightful—these are just three of the many words that come to mind. Mark in Iowa: […]

Graffeati: Love, Promises, and a Wizard

Welcome to The January 15th edition of Graffeati. This week’s comments made me laugh, cry, say “awwww,” and scratch my head.  I even drew a picture. Our first order comment comes from Robert in East Lansing. Rob’s a bit kinky: “Talk dirty to me when you deliver” I always knew […]

Graffeati: New Year Requests

Happy New Year, EatStreeters! We are back with 2014’s first installment of Graffeati. I’ve decided to spice things up this week with some stock photos. Without further ado, let’s see some comments! Here’s a request from Rob in Milwaukee: I cannot fathom eating a plain hot dog, and that’s coming […]

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This will be our final installment of Graffeati for 2013. Without further ado: Trish in Madison: Deliver with swag I’m assuming this means the food has to be delivered by a person dressed like a combination of Justin Bieber and Drake. Possibly write YOLO on the pizza box? Or maybe […]

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Well its finals week for a lot of our customers and it seems like everyone is going a little bit crazy! Could be the weather having something to do with it. Anyways, now you can read these order comments while you’re cooped up studying! Tim From Columbus: Crust please J […]

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I’m back and ready to share the ever-interesting order comments we’ve dubbed Graffeati! Without further ado: Nate from Madison: Any chance you can pick us up a case of beer too? We’d pay you back. I’m being serious. I really hope the delivery driver followed through with this. Actually, on […]

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Welcome back to this week’s Graffeati and happy belated Thanksgiving! I’ll cut right to the chase. Andrew in Ann Arbor: Make this pizza as if you were making it for Beyonce Knowles I’m just going to pretend that this food actually was for Beyonce — Beyonce is using our website!! […]

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The Graffeati this week contains foreign languages, made up words, and some serious excitement for cheese! Carlos in Madison: Call 608-***-**** when at the door please por favor (Italian) danke schon (German) dank je wel (Dutch) merci bearceau (French) grazie mille (Spanish but not sure lol ok bye) Love you […]

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To be perfectly honest, this week’s comments weren’t the best showing we’ve ever had. Pick it up people – make me laugh! It’s not hard. Even Jeff Foxworthy makes me laugh occasionally. Nonetheless, here are the comments from this week’s orders that gave me a chuckle. First up, Christopher in Milwaukee: […]